"I wanted to get a tattoo about this girl. And I didn't have the kind of friends who were like 'Okay, let's step back and think about this. Discernment is the word of the day.' No, my friends were like 'This is a GREAT idea. We will pay, and drive you.' " --Josh Riebok
Some people thought having a chapel attendance requirement for each semester of college was a drag--they obviously didn't listen to the speakers, because if they had, they would have realized that much of what was said in chapel was something resembling the above. Most of my quote notebooks are filled with similar quotes from chapels. Hilarious.